He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”Ī guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane. The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
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The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.īy the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy.
The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Oh, yes.”īoy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” “What is your name?” the officer questioned. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred.
One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.